School is starting tomorrow.. ..Already..

So school is about to start and this is where Torrie gets excited about classes and studying and I groan inwardly and sometimes outwardly. Luckily this semester I start a couple of classes in my actual major, so I'm hoping that will help with the other hard classes that I have to take(physiology being at the top of that list and then math after that). Luckily I passed the math placement test so I was able to get placed in math 1010 and didn't have to take the other classes over again. I'm also taking voice lessons from the university this semester, so we'll see how that goes but it should be fun. Although I know its going to be stressful I am kind of excited for this semester(don't tell Torrie ;). I like having the structure in my life and I feel a lot more effective when I'm busy like that. That's about it as far as my life goes.. I'm sure school will spice things up a bit. Now as far as fat sculpting goes..

Torrie says I always make scary things so she asked me to make a swan.. a fat swan.. so I said I'd give it a go but you can all judge for yourselves.. I didn't think it quite turned out.. Maybe a really old, fat, short necked swan that doesn't look quite right. Maybe fat sculptures weren't meant to be beautiful. They're beautiful because.. they're unique.. :) Okay maybe not beautiful but certainly unique

Other news in the fat people world

A lot of times the fat takes a shape without much help from me and I try to use that to make what I see in that shape. So I tried to make something from what this shape started as and.. it didn't quite turn out. So what better to do than to have you all try to guess what I was trying to make. Yay! It might help if you know me better but I'm pretty sure my blog hasn't gone big yet considering the number of views..(You would've thought fat sculpting would have taken off eh?)

Okay can you guess what Matt was trying to make??? If you can guess before looking at the second one then your really good, if the second then not as impressive. :)

That was the first attempt and here is the second although it doesn't help much

Things that start to happen when working at a beef factory..

So I've been working at the beef plant for a couple months now and I have started to realize that you can start to do some pretty weird things that people normally don't do.. example mold fat into sculptures.

Its been a while and there have been some interesting happenings in world of the beef plant and in the world of my little fat people. First some interesting things that have happened to me since working at the beef plant. Many days when I leave the plant they are bringing in or have brought the cows that will be slaughtered the next day. So I have taken to warning them about what is going to happen to them the next day..yes.. by mooing to them. What is really surprising about this is that they don't seem to worried about it after I tell them. Hmm, maybe I need to work on my mooing language. I thought about trying to make it sound more like a hectic moo but considering that my co-workers already think that I'm odd when they see my fat sculptures I decided against it. But then one day I figured out that I must have been saying the wrong thing to them because when I came out three younger cows were heading towards where the other cows were.. maybe I was mooing that they'd get a feast tomorrow instead of becoming one.. oops.. But the young cows were herded away by a four by four truck.

Since the disturbance with the cyclops some disturbing things have been in the fat village. The lizard was found by the cowboy looking through the fat village seeming to head toward the high fat prison where the cyclops is being held but was caught and taken into custody and later that night the cowboy caught another strange creature trying to get a look at high fat prison..

Well this one was also taken into prison while he stuck out his tongue in protest. But when morning came the cowboy was found injured and taken to the hospital and the high fat prison had been broken into and all prisoners escaped but pictures of those who broke in were caught on the fat security cameras..

The cyclops friend.. guess they think they complete each other or something..

Guess he came to get his little imp brother out of prison with the the Cyclops friend.

Yikes!! No wonder the cowboy was injured fighting against those two.

But a search is going to be led by the super sniffer.. shown here.

With that Shnauz they should be able to sniff em out in no time. :)

Voldemort had a son?!

Can you see the resemblance?

Guess Harry Potters son will have to take care of him.. :)

Do they really exist? (Not giants this time)

I done did see it! I did!

Tell us did it look anything like what you see here.

Da da da da duh dum dum

Big cats

Another post!

I like to watch nature shows and I've watched a couple this week which inspired me to try to make a big cat. It didn't turn out quite like I wanted it too but those that have used fat to make sculptures will back me when I say it can be kind of temperamental to sculpt from. :)

Proof that giants exist

I am one to enjoy fantasy books and I may even be considered a nerd by some that know me but usually I'm not one to think that the things that I read in books are really there. I did often think how cool it would be if they were there but never quite got to the point of believing(this may be on account that I never got my letter from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry). Then something happened that changed my opinion, not on Hogwarts(too bad), but on giants.

You can start the ridicule now if you'd like but just wait until you see this striking evidence. I have a picture(that is proof!) that giants do exist. I can imagine that some of you may find this hard to believe and might scoff at such things as this but I ask you to give a better option for what I saw on this fateful day a bit over a year ago..



If that isn't a giants four square ball I don't know what is. Really, look at it. If you have another option other than a giants four square ball then you can try to convince me otherwise but as far as I can tell that's a giants four square ball. :)

After the issue with a Cyclops I decided that we needed to hire someone to protect the fat people and there village so here is the latest fat art..